Saying he’s shocked but not at all surprised, local White Guy set down his all sour cream taco to espouse harsh criticisms about the vice presidential candidate, “It’s fitting that an anti-white racist would fuel the misconception that we can’t eat spicy food,” he said as he fanned his mouth in a vain attempt to reduce the internal temperature, “we just prefer not to. And I’ll prove it to you now.” He then asked his waitress to go in the back to get the good stuff. He continued, “Just because I’m secure enough to take insults from politicians, doesn’t mean there aren’t white children out there who may never expand their culinary horizons after Walz viciously implied they weren’t capable. Have we become so desensitized to harmful political rhetoric that we can’t recognize the beginnings of white genocide in our country? It seems clear through his comments that Harris and Walz will not rest until our entire culture is mocked and wiped from the face of the earth.”
Later, after the waitress returned with salt and pepper shakers, he applied a generous helping of both to give the taco an ethnic kick. He then said, “See you on the other side,” before taking a small bite from the corner and chugging an entire glass of whole milk to neutralize the burn.
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