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Don’t: Look me in the eyes without announcing it beforehand.

This is a direct threat to his status as the Alpha.

Don’t: Get catcalled by construction workers.

This is the epitome of cliche but he will not defend you and just assume you were being a little hussy who deserved it.

Don’t: Slaughter ethnic minorities from third-world nations.

Jonah hates it when girlfriends do this.

Don’t: Leave one ounce of milk in the jug after pouring a bowl of cereal so you can justify not going to the market after work because you didn’t technically “finish the gallon.”

This one’s okay.

Don’t: Be attractive to anyone. Not even me.

Looking nice in any context is just rubbing it in his face.

Don’t: Leave your toothbrush at my place. In fact, don’t even bring a toothbrush at all. Use mine so we can bond on a purely bacterial level.

Jonah’s a stone cold freak for this.

Don’t: Reveal to the world that I’m a possessive, insecure little man.

He’s done a lot of work to build his confident, devil-may-care persona and this could undermine all of that.

Do: Me (lol)

There’s a reason he’s one of the highest paid comedic actors of all time.

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