Gavin Newsom (Governor of California)
“I am prepared to call on FEMA the moment this interferes with HBO’s Sunday night programming.”
Karen Bass (Mayor of Los Angeles)
“Due to a fortunate turn of events, homelessness will be eradicated no later than 7am on Monday.”
Seungmin Yoon (Liquor Store Owner)
“I will shoot anything that illegally enters my store and that includes flood water.”
Jason Silva (Native Angeleno)
“We already survived several inches of rain this winter how much worse could a hurricane be?”
Walter Stephens (Engineer)
“We are about to witness human suffering on a scale not seen since the 405 was closed for maintenance.”
Kevin Kirk (LAPD Captain)
“In preparation for the city being permanently underwater I harpooned a man for reaching for his boating license too quickly.”
David Zaslav (CEO of Warner Brothers)
You have my solemn promise that every last mudslide that occurs in this city will be turned into a summer blockbuster written by A.I. and starring The Rock.”
Eric Thorston (Audo Engineer)
“This is simply God punishing us for allowing the movie Cats to happen.”
Anna-Marie Holloway (Brunch Enthusiast)
“If I pay for a bottomless mimosa and a hurricane floods the restaurant before I get to number six I am going to kill everyone in the building and then myself.”
