Repeatedly saying, “It was just a joke,” during his press conference, Brett Favre has publicly reached out to the owners of Hattiesburg, Mississippi’s premier Peewee football megaplex and asked for the return of every dollar he illicitly stole from people suffering from the disease to fund it, “I redirected stolen money under the false pretense that I would never need it, but that’s clearly changed and they need to do the right thing and return the money. Also, it was just a joke.”
When asked if it was hypocritical to want the money returned the second he could benefit from it, he replied condescendingly, “I obviously didn’t have Parkinson’s then, so no.” Favre went on to lament on how the left just doesn’t understand comedy and how this is the type of thing truly funny people used to do before the woke mind virus destroyed humor, “Now the jig is up and it’s time to treat the deadly disease with the seriousness deserves,” he added.
Later, Favre rescinded his request for the money after learning the Mississippi legislature earmarked over $3 million for cancer research, in case a friend of the governor really needed $3 million for something other than cancer research.
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