Sydney Sweeney
“I’m just happy Sam Levinson found another actress to sexually exploit.”
Abel Tesfaye
“I have finally shed The Weeknd persona and will now be known simply as that guy from that shitty HBO thing.”
Lily-Rose Depp
“I am incredibly honored to continue the family tradition of making unwatchable content with Hollywood’s weirdest individuals.”
Game of Thrones Showrunners
“Not so easy making shows that George RR Martin isn’t writing for you now is it?
Porn Director
“This is our Citizen Cane.”
Sam Levinson
“It’s like one day you’re on top of the world and then WHAM! next thing you know you’ve made several hundred bad decisions in a row over the course multiple projects and then everyone starts pretending like they don’t know who your father is. Kinda hypocritical if you ask me.”
Rue
“Watching this show made me relapse.”
Theater Usher
“The cast and crew received a 10-minute standing ovation and then were politely executed backstage for their crimes against cinema.”
