Police To Campus Protestors: “You Cannot Just Settle On Someone Else’s Property And Claim It As Yours”

While admitting their infantile understanding on how the world works was cute, police around the country want to make one thing clear to students protesting the war in Gaza, “You cannot just settle on someone else’s property and then claim it as your own.” LA Chief of Police, Dominic Choi said, “It’s unclear where these students got the idea that you could just annex a land by illegally occupying it for long enough, but I assure you there are effectively no real world examples in the last 50 years or so of that actually working.”

Choi ended his press conference by making a deal with the protestors, saying if they could point to one example of someone taking someone else’s property without consequences then he would put down his pepper spray and join them.

Then, after the deputy chief leaned in and whispered something to Choi, he said, “Okay, two examples and I’ll join the protest.”

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