Having reportedly spent several hours of her busy schedule training her son to become a basketball star, the South Dakota governor said that “It didn’t take,” and she was forced to make a very difficult decision about his future on earth. “The little guy spent his entire childhood dreaming of becoming the next Kobe Bryant, and, unfortunately, this morning at 9:17 A.M., that dream came true.” The child, who never accepted his fate, asked if he could switch to something more plausible for someone his size, like table tennis or accounting, but the damage was done and she refused to spend any more resources training a child who, “just didn’t have that dog in him.”
Later, as a guest speaker at her local church, Noem explained her decision, saying, “While God doesn’t make mistakes, he does sometimes make 5’7” power forwards who can’t stretch the floor or defend the rim, and, at that point, what’s the difference?”
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