After the conviction for assaulting his girlfriend, Jonathan Majors, the former “next man up” in Hollywood is now set to take on the toughest challenge of his career: a 3-5 year stint in conservative media projects.
Ben Shapiro, founder of The Daily Wire, said this about the prospect of hiring Majors, “He will have carte blanche over any role he desires within the Shapiro-verse. As we speak we’re casting ‘Evil gang member who steals hero’s Princeton scholarship through DEI program’ or ‘Evil black man rightfully accused of defiling preacher’s daughter’ or, my favorite: ‘Death incarnate.’ These are all juicy roles that he’ll be able to knock out of the park, due to all the lived experience he has embodying them.”
Majors, who has resigned himself to the role of villain, both on and off screen, for eternity, commended The Daily Wire for having the balls to work with him. And added he felt like the entire world was going mad for believing a woman’s word over a man’s.
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UPDATE: After Jonathan Major’s accuser was seen on a date with another man (two in one year?), Marvel Studios concluded that she was probably a lying hussy who gets off on destroying honest men, and Majors can reprise his role as Kang or whatever role he’d like. That is if he’ll still have them, of course.
