After Donald Trump shared an image of President Biden bound and gagged on social media thinking it would be some humiliating burn, the inanimate Joe Biden on the truck decal wanted everyone to know that he’s very much into this sort of thing.
“Some people go their entire lives unable to communicate their wants and desires to their partners, so I feel truly blessed that total strangers would immortalize me in the most sexually gratifying position I could possibly imagine,” said the two-dimensional president, “But I would like to apologize in advance for the mess I’m about to make in this man’s truck.”
UPDATE: After several weeks in a near perpetual state of orgasmic rapture, the Biden sticker wanted everyone to know that constantly climaxing has not become even remotely painful and the best part of fictionalized anthropomorphization is that you can pretty much just make up the rules as you go.
