After another round of refugee camp bombings, Israel wanted to let the world know that thanks were not necessary. “We understand that governments around the globe are scraping up whatever they can assist with the humanitarian crisis we’re creating, so we vow to use our weapons to reduce the total number of humans in crisis.”
The Israeli Defense Force (IDF) admitted they were in error to create as many refugees as they did during the beginning of the conflict, but now with the benefit of hindsight, they will abide by a strict create-one-eliminate-two policy for the remainder of the war. “That’s basically matching every dollar given in aid with a dollar of our own,” one IDF spokesman said.
“As of right now, there are millions of refugees spread over hundreds of camps, but with just a little effort we can make that thousands of refugees in just a few dozen camps. Once that is achieved, world governments can feel even better about how much they did for the Palestinian people.”
