"We just love reading about ourselves in the New York Times."
"Remains of one Gazan militant landed in the West Bank and now we fear the entire region may be infected with Hamas."
"We gotta stay sharp in case the 30,000 dead Gazans get resurrected by the Night King."
"The official term is 'mass psychosis.'"
"I am simply defending my family's God-given right to own a vacation home at 98% under market value."
"West Bank spelled backwards is 'I am a Hamas guy.'"
"People say the West Bank isn't a threat but there are literally thousands of children there."
"Why not lol."
