Stand in front of a bridge and threaten to jump unless you get taken out to dinner.
Negotiators are legally obligated to show you an unforgettable evening and they are incredible listeners.
Add in your Tinder bio that you're now accepting "Big 'Uns" for a limited time.
Women will be so appreciative of this gesture that ladies of every size will start swiping right.
Try adding a few more plates to the bench press today.
Crushing PRs was voted the single sexiest thing men can do in a recent survey that may have even asked some women.
Google "Looksmaxxing" and change everything about yourself in the next few hours.
What are you still doing here? Stop reading and start Jawzrcizing!
Start *Treewatching
*The act of monitoring your extended family on Facebook to see which of your cousins are still dateless.
Be more open to the idea that you'll probably die alone even if this last minute Hail Mary attempt works.
The calm that washes over you once you resign to your fate of a loveless existence is deeply attractive to women.
Buy one from the store.
Don’t forget to ask if they’re a cop first!
Stand in front of a puddle and continue getting splashed by passing cars until a beautiful woman sees and believes you two are in the beginning of a romantic comedy.
At this point all of the good puddles are probably taken by other men doing the same thing, but it’s still worth a shot!
Nursing home drop-in.
All you need to bring is a bottle of Welch’s and an open mind to whatever name she attributes to you.
