After an airstrike took out the last free-standing building in Gaza on Thursday, IDF officials have reported the vicious Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar is finally dead. “Probably, anyway. I mean just look at it,” one spokesman said, gesturing to all of what used to be Gaza. “Would you be able to survive that?”
To further verify their claim that the Hamas leader was dead, the IDF brought a team of logicians to analyze the situation, “If Sinwar was in Gaza and everyone in Gaza is dead, then it stands that Yahya Sinwar must be dead,” the head logician confirmed to a room of ecstatic generals. The logicians also took aim at the assertion that bombing breeds more terrorists, because it assumes that bombing leaves people left to breed at all, which is clearly not always the case.
Later, Israel launched one final strike after soldiers sweeping the area saw a carrion crow (of possible Hamas affiliation) having lunch.
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