Jay Grisham, Unemployed
“Black males are the largest demographic of marijuana users and everyone knows you need to be a stone cold alcoholic to operate one of these bad boys.”
Trent Vitti, Detective
“I’m afraid to fly with black pilots but not because I think they’re less qualified, I just know that authorities won’t search for the plane if we go missing. White women on the other hand…”
Adam22, Podcaster
“Female pilots would mean emergency landings at the nearest CVS every time they get their period.”
Grayson Allen, Shooting Guard
“I can’t think of a single white invention that black people were able to improve upon.”
Alex Hoffmeister, Custodian
Today it’s flying, tomorrow they’ll want equal protection under the law. Not on my watch.
Steve Deace, Podcaster
“Arbitrarily lowering employment standards should only apply to reality show hosts running for president.”
Candace Owens, On Twitter
“According to the Great Compromise of 1787 as long as there’s 3.3̅ of them it shouldn’t be an issue.”
Jayden Owens, 5th Grade
“Call me sexist but I don’t think women are capable of relaxing in the cockpit for 3.5 hours while the plane basically flies itself in the same way a man is.”
Andrew Tate, YouTuber
“Women can already drive we don’t need to encourage any new methods of fleeing captivity.”
