Ghislaine Maxwell
“We never invited him to the island out of respect for our Cambodian child sex slaves.”
Barack Obama
“He’s done spectacular work in the field of making my Nobel Peace Prize look legitimate.”
Donald Trump
“A guy like that really makes you realize how trivial a little pussy grabbing between non-consenting adults is.”
Local Hipster
“He peaked at Napalm Girl. Everything after that was just a retread.”
Diane Feinstein
“This is sexism at its worst. The man is 100 years old and not a single person is asking him to resign from congress.”
God
“Just to be clear, leaving him on earth is a punishment for you, not a reward for him.”
