A developing story is sending shockwaves throughout the entire United States Government and its allies… the Houthi Rebels landed on a sick fucking name.
As much as it hurts to even think about, the Houthi’s hatred of free, secular society and total disconnection from basic human decency has somehow not prevented them from coming up with such a strong and succinct name that it makes you wish you thought of it for your army. But despite that, and despite your deepest instinct to root for a group of people who put such care and attention into the emotional punch a few measly syllables could pack, the lazily-named, not-at-all-workshopped “U.S. Military” will still need to carry out their duty of eliminating them as a threat.
“I know they’re like bad guys or whatever, but a name like that can’t help but make you feel like the Evil Empire crushing out the resistance that everyone is low-key cheering for,” said one Naval drone operator recently deployed to the Red Sea.
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So what do you think: does the ragtag group that sounds like it was named by Han Solo himself have a chance, or will the collective trillion dollar military budget raining down hellfire in a borderline fetishistic fashion be able to pull though?
