Citing the diversity of rap language and how one word could mean so many things that honorable and distinguished men of the court might not be aware of, YSL attorney, Brian Steel, pleaded the judge for a recess to figure out what the lyric means, and, more importantly, how to properly atomize his body and start a new life on another dimension.
“I’m pretty certain this is referencing a retributive homosexual affair Truly Humble Under God had with a colleague during his time as a pharmaceutical consultant, but what I’m 100% certain of is that I’d rather be anywhere other than here, standing in front of you, talking about it,” Steel said as he searched ZipRecruiter for paralegal gigs on Earth 604, hoping that was the dimension where they didn’t have mouths for people to incriminate themselves with.
“My client is innocent and there is a perfectly good explanation that a much better attorney is going to figure out during the appeals process because holy shit this case is fucked.” Steel then closed the door to a car that wasn’t his Uber and begged the random person driving it to just take him around the block.
