Make foreign leaders fear him.
Never underestimate how much someone will give to not be stuck in conversation with Ron DeSantis.
Replace the CDC with a single priest giving last rites.
Only a woke libtard would ever think Big Government could stop God from killing you with microorgansims.
End abortion tourism by putting all Planned Parenthood clinics in Tallahassee
That staircase doesn’t look so bad anymore now does it?
Economy.
It’s on his agenda.
Have sex with his wife.
This is just one of the many sacrifices he’s willing to make.
Do everything in his constitutional power to guarantee a reduction in the overall quality of human existence for the financial benefit of an astonishingly small number of close friends and political donors.
This was actually voted the #1 issue at CPAC
Denounce all white supremacist groups...
…outside of the U.S. where they can’t vote.
Pretend to not "speaka da Inglish" whenever someone asks about the national debt."
How could a poor, third-generation Italian immigrant be responsible for decades of wasteful spending?
Decriminalize being white.
White people have had it too rough for too long in this country.
Ban all pronouns.
Yes, even the good ones.
Claim eminent domain over Disney World.
If he accomplishes one thing as president it will be making sure the hourly employees who wear the Mickey and Minnie costumes are his indentured servants by the end of his term.
